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Lorne cries his fake girlfriend goes on a fake date. Gets upset and jealous of Dan during trivia and hangs up. Lorne also proposes and gets no response.
10-07-18 0451 PM pt 3 (end) – Drunk Trivia – streamonly-
Follow up: –
Lorne, 36 years old at the time, began chatting with a girl he believed to be 13 years old named “Kayla”. In the beginning, he was warning her about the dangers of chatting with strangers on the internet, but as the days and chat went on, Lorne began to write more romantic messages to her, calling her his “precious little princess” and his “little babygirl”, and showing fiery jealousy whenever she talked to boys in her school. Lorne finally ended up showing naked cam pics of himself and talking about the sexual things he wanted to do with her. He even proposed to marry her, calling her “Mrs. Kayla Marie Armstrong”. Before arriving at the sting house, Lorne had contacted the decoy, hoping to score a night of sex with her, also mentioning he was coming over with a “present” (a cheap $5 bracelet) and a box of condoms. The online chat lasted over a month and spanned 407 pages (the end chatlog was as thick as a phonebook).
In 2017, Lorne, believing himself to be a celebrity due to the attention he received from his appearance on To Catch A Predator, tried to cash in on his fame (or infamy) by starting a YouTube channel where he would sing, do workouts, cook vegan dishes and try to sell paraphernalia from before and during his prison stay. These videos would be massively downvoted and many of the comments would be things he said in his 407 page chatlog though he wouldn’t recognize they were his words thrown back at him.
In early 2017, a girl calling herself “Ramona” put forward a series of audio tapes in which she made contact with Lorne and started a long distance relationship with him. In reality, it was an elaborate catfish to obtain information and to do a deep dive into his psyche. Down the road, Lorne also was catfished by Winnie and Casey (who he thought was the real life actress Casey Mauro who played the decoy Kayla when he was busted).
Lorne was arrested again in August 2019 after spending five years in a sex offender rehabilitation class and not passing because he still refused to take any responsibility for his actions leading to his imprisonment. He also showed up to the class drunk despite one of the provisions of sex offender registration being the prohibition of the consumption of alcohol. That being said, he had five alcohol violations on his record since 2014. Lorne was sentenced to six months in jail for this and was released in February 2020.
Afterwards, Lorne began a relationship with a robot named Jamie Amy and Casey from Dateline NBC. Yes, that Casey.
Please stay awhile and listen.
AsburyBrad
14.09.202333:03 new kids on the blawk
Sir Bitchaholawt
13.09.2023that damn military doctah resetting wrists improperly. probably saw lorne naked too.
Tay Driver
13.09.2023“It takes so long for my pics to send unless I’m on the roof” 💀💀💀
Ethel Roast
13.09.2023The Cornville Pete-Oh is consistently a Kayla-like 13 seconds behind the music while absolutely butchering Bryan Adams' *Heaven*. Total singing sh!tshow. Hey theiving Pete-Oh, don't quit your day job.
OH WAIT…. 🤦♂️
Oje
13.09.2023Thank yew sir for this fine cawl! 👌🏼
Rotten_Crotch_Fruit
13.09.2023Great Labor Day gift siiiir!! This unapologetic, whining gross pansy who does NOT deserve the pleasure of owning any animals. Fawk you Lawn!!!
Percy twatwinkle
13.09.2023Raptor. U made labor a better day. Thank u!!!
Winnie Syllables
13.09.2023Those poor dogs.
Sichoassdown Productions
13.09.2023“ROY, MUMB IS SLEEPING, BE QUIET!!!!” 87 shouts loudly.
Archer Boi
13.09.2023Happy Labor Day hunnay
Swejin
13.09.2023Why is his hand so small? It doesn’t even look real. Look at the size of his thumb compared to his fingers. Every thing about this guy is uneven and warped.
D.R. Clouse
12.09.2023Low IQ, leaning disability, social ineptness, speech impediment, impaired communication comprehension, uncommon physical deformites around the head and facial structure, brute size and strength of the body, yet with no muscular definition or athletic ability. Considering these characteristics, has it been ruled out or even considered that this fool was inbred? I mean, not much is ever disclosed about his father or even his family in general, and they are some real country backwoods types. It does happen often, and this is the demographic.
WheresWildo_[Dan Jones]
12.09.202342:58 YES!! 🤣
In case anyone is wondering, yes that’s his stupid penis that’s blacked out (thankfully) and this is his idea of a “proposal”! 😂
“Will you marry me” (🐓)
Thanks for including this and his insane texts rants 😂
B3AR
12.09.2023Hai hunnaaay 😚
Cornville Consigliere
12.09.2023Thanks for the Holiday gift RB. Wow….the picture at only 00:29 in right before he pulls down his welding mask is an instant classic. I am not sure if you are debuting it here or it's been around before bahhhhtt it's the first time I'm seeing it and it just encapsulates what an 87 we have to enjoy/hate. Also, the text reeeet before that pic he admits to being….. (Wait this is very technical so I want to explain it properly) ….NOT dishonorably discharged from the air force bahht he says he was discharged in a less than honorable way ………..huhhhhhhh? I really do believe after several years of quote/unquote research that it is entirely possible to become stewwwwpiddder listening to this 87 speak in normal everyday scenarios……
You are the man Raptor. ✌️💪❤️
Cornville Consigliere
12.09.2023One of the most infuriating things about Lorne is the " I hate when I dewwwit that..or hate treating you like that rack of bowwll 💩he always vomits out of that disaster area he calls a mouth……when we (as weirdos yet fairly normal human beings) hate something about our behaviors or personalities, we don't do those things or at the very least when we identify these things about ourselves we work at getting better.
Department of Redundancy Department
12.09.2023It is so ironic that Lorne's fondest wish was to be a famous country singer but instead he became famous for a truckload of horrible reasons, bad decisions, and a stubborn determination to NEVER learn ANYTHING from his awful experiences and to explore depths of pointless stupidity and misery, thus providing laughter and joy to thousands of strangers all over the world who randomly learn about his absurd story and follow Lorne's folly for its sheer entertainment value. I, for one, am determined to attempt follow it to its bitter end despite the probability that Lorne, like a radioactive cockroach, may outlive us all.
Special chatter
12.09.2023He just needs to find his Bud light baseline…
dagmastr12
12.09.2023This is a Lornes song ready to go
D.R. Clouse
12.09.2023I really hate when Lorne feels like he's accepted, is part of the group, and that what he says matters. He's never more giddy with joy than in these moments, and real or fake, they're real to him, and he doesn't deserve such emotion. Less we forget, he's a verbally abusive, child raping, compulsive lying, drunk driving, elderly robbing, unapologetic, unrepentant, selfish, narcissistic, loser who's always seeking his next target. Don't give him reasons to love himself and his life.
Jon Ramirez
12.09.2023Bro, i cant see lorne listening to the new edition lmao
Scott Norwood
11.09.2023Nobody knows how deep lornes love goes
Cornhole3way
11.09.2023I am terrible at impressions. I would never try to impersonate anyone. He is so much worse than I am
sasukered0
11.09.2023Oh shit! This is what happens before the infamous trivia game!
one of those weirdos
11.09.2023We LOVE BACON 🥓
A.D.D
11.09.2023“ there are no chips Lawn “ 🤣
Lance Crocket
11.09.2023Next labor day 2024 celebrate the spiders 🕷of the east!! Bbq you bring whoever you want!! 9ft deep pool and mama tonrys meat balls. Visit Martha's vineyard for jaws fest 24. Hope you n mom r good. Much hugs old friend
Lance Crocket
11.09.2023The drunken foodstamp champ trying to sound smart is the cleanest most pleasure ever!! Next to drunken phone fiance and friends, and phone hospital and airports , and lets not forget how ignorant 87 inbred. Likes to tell people in stores he is on the phone with his girlfriend and other 6th grade lover stories, and a taste of cawk from his pickle loving brother
Bearded Veteran
11.09.2023I'm drivin' trahwk!!!
bhillis99
11.09.2023Lorne thinks you have to sing at the top of your lungs.
DJSwagz
11.09.2023Lorne makes good biscuits n gravy
Dan cubes
10.09.2023Omg he totally rage quit when she said Dan was wonderful 100%
Bobby Paluga
10.09.2023“If you don’t stop doing this, you’ll lose me” Roughly equivalent to losing an STD
Breck Noodle
10.09.2023RB – how deep does the Lornography go??? Love the new content – thanks for making our lives better at Lorne’s expense
Ricky Puente
10.09.2023Lorne doesn't know Wonderwall he is a certified bum and a fraud
Roy RodgerZ
10.09.2023Cawd he’s pathetic
Mi OB
10.09.2023Another call I don't have in my collection, thanks! Keep em coming!
Throckmorton's Nephew
10.09.2023The call with Dan is so fawkin delicious – the way they gaslight about Roy.
VeggieS732
10.09.2023🌹🌹🙂preshus RB
julia winegardner
10.09.2023Love ❤️ raptor bacon 🥓 😋
YouTube lifter
10.09.2023Lorne saying “baby” is like nails on a chalkboard
MC Ride
09.09.2023I love Roy, all hail the natty daddy
Salvatore Russo
09.09.2023Listening to Lorne and Winnie fake crying is amazing
Sammy
09.09.2023Dan is so wonderful. 🥰
sir please
09.09.2023He's never heard of Wonderwall?? If he were just some redneck living deep in the woods, it'd be fine. But he actually prides himself on his singing and knowledge of pop music. 🤣
Amity
09.09.2023It’s too good. Lorne’s verbal delusions along with his texting delusions.
Leslie Marshall
09.09.2023Whenever I sing people around me immediately try to give me money to stop. I sing far better than Lorne does.He is completely delusional.
Lenny Wood
09.09.2023No real anger here.😐
troyhbk
09.09.20232:26 lol that's def going to be brand new! Id rather have a kid tricycle in my driveway than that, lord
Logan W
09.09.2023Lotne has an 87 octave range